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I don’t want a job right now. Much less have to pick my career at this point in my life. So what is me being in college going to ensure? Other than bills I can’t pay with my lack of a job and that I don’t go full-on retard (maybe) in my next year of figuring out what my life really means. So can we stop pushing school on me? Help me learn, buy me books, get me interested in things. But right now, I have no want-to to do anything really. I’m silently crying for help by also trying to enjoy my life while I finally feel free-ish. But if you’re not offering help, just let me be. I think I’m happy right now. Let me be.

kiyarasabel:

pluckychicken:

crick3tknight:

lakidaa:

bi-polar-oid:

dinners ready

( ._.)./ an explanation: 

The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute. 

The disorder is called Megaesophagus. 

Cat with Megaesophagus

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock. 

EATIN’ SOCK

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK

He looks so excited to be in his eating sock!

(Source: bi-polar-oid)

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace)

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